i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
