Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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