You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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