Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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