We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
as a side note pls kill me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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