Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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