How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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