kristin has been a bad kristin
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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