whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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