called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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