Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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