so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I touched a dick in church today
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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