that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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