Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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