We tried having a conversation with our noses.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i drank out of a bidet.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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