No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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