I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My pussy is not your playground.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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