Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Found the puke drawer
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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