After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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