How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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