Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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