She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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