I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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