Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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