elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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