I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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