4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
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