"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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