You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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