I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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