Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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