Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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