yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm too high and old for this...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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