question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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