three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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