Its about making memories worth repressing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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