Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Two words: nipple clamps
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