we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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