I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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