i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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