you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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