your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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