Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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