Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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