Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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