so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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