We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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