Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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