I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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