Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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