yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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