YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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